Michael Spicer:

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw someone from work on a Saturday.

Susie McCabe:

What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

Lou Sanders:

I asked if I could change the vaccine I was getting and the guy said he’d get his supervisor. I thought that was like Pfizer but a really, really good one.

Eryn Tett:

A spiritual guidance teacher playing hide and seek with kids: “All right, well, you guys go hide. And then find yourselves.”

Ignacio Lopez:

I come from a long line of immigrants. No, seriously, the queue was massive – the first thing they teach you when you move to the UK is queuing.

Olaf Falafel:

I spent the whole morning building a time machine – that’s four hours of my life I’m definitely getting back.

Sophie Duker:

Don’t knock threesomes. Having a threesome is like hiring an intern to do all the jobs you hate.

 Ari Eldjárn:

I never wanted a beard. But then it grew on me.

Tessa Coates:

Got arrested for relaxing at a campsite the other day – loitering within tent.

Amy Gledhill:

I’m from a little place I like to call York. I shouldn’t, because it’s pronounced Hull.

Michael Akadiri:

Being a doctor in comedy has got me some fans. I had a guy book tickets to see me because it was the quickest way to get a doctor’s appointment.

Jessica Fostekew:

I haven’t got the energy for a hot girl summer. I’m aiming for a warm woman spring.

Above (L to R) Olaf Falafel, Susie McCabe, Sophie Duker and Ari Eldjárn